Pimp My Ride

A truly fantastic sight in the Purdy Lounge parking lot. This person must have been blessed by Xzibit. They got the paint job, the gingerbread man, a dashboard dead homie memorial, built-in paper towel dispenser and a baby on board. I would've stolen this ride if it wasn't broad daylight.

Glitter Heart

Normally I detest graffitti on my store (other than CP1's Wall of Idolatry) since it's usually some idiot showing how well he can spell his (fake) name... sometimes multiple times just for practice! Well, this time someone put a pretty glitter heart on the wall of Sweat Records. Nicey.

Get Some Bootie Lager!

Found at the gas station by my house. The amazed cutie is my friend Bianca The Cutter. Besides making faces of fear and bewilderment, she also manages the mane atop my skull with her stellar stylist skills.

Lion with the Golden Balls

Besides they're amazing burgers, another reason to go to Kingdom is to worship at the altar of the Lion with the Golden Balls.

No, I never questioned why. Yes, I am looking into the procedure...

Miami Ninja Battle

Captured during the legendary Ninja battle of Circa 28.

Goodbye Furby Friend

Furby just couldn't stand the loss of attention. R.I.P.

Fiery Kittens of Death

These little guys were under the stairs of my house tempting me to commit acts of evil in their name. Awww kittens.

Lime Green Bedazzled Croc Knockoffs

Um yeah, you read that right. I found these beauties in the bodega behind my house. Nightmares for weeks...

Fun With Car Doors

After slamming your thumb in a car door, just stick a red hot needle through the nail to relieve pressure...



And here's the remix after accidentally taking a screenshot (yes it was my wallpaper) as Grace Jones called...

You Can Lead a Horse To Water

While having lunch at Big Pink with Ms. Kuechenberg's fabulous Nikon...

Gummi Bears on the Brink

Fun times 4th of July with magic trail mix, Grace Jones, Bianca, Jeff, MeShe(last pic) + Gummi Bears on the Brink. Sometimes no flash on the iPhone works out...

I'm Just Dandy...

In case you were asking.