Pimp My Ride

A truly fantastic sight in the Purdy Lounge parking lot. This person must have been blessed by Xzibit. They got the paint job, the gingerbread man, a dashboard dead homie memorial, built-in paper towel dispenser and a baby on board. I would've stolen this ride if it wasn't broad daylight.

Glitter Heart

Normally I detest graffitti on my store (other than CP1's Wall of Idolatry) since it's usually some idiot showing how well he can spell his (fake) name... sometimes multiple times just for practice! Well, this time someone put a pretty glitter heart on the wall of Sweat Records. Nicey.

Get Some Bootie Lager!

Found at the gas station by my house. The amazed cutie is my friend Bianca The Cutter. Besides making faces of fear and bewilderment, she also manages the mane atop my skull with her stellar stylist skills.

Lion with the Golden Balls

Besides they're amazing burgers, another reason to go to Kingdom is to worship at the altar of the Lion with the Golden Balls.

No, I never questioned why. Yes, I am looking into the procedure...